Monthly Archives: November 2016

Snakes and Ladders

I write this while alone in my hostel bedroom. My Italian roommate moved out this morning, into a single room (because I am the one who is annoying!)¬†and now I am awaiting whatever new horrors/wonders are in store with my … Continue reading

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Monkey Business

I’m not not self aware. I know that actions have consequences. I know that meeting strange men from the internet could be dangerous. I know that sleeping with someone before you’ve even had a drink together is not advisable. I … Continue reading

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The third man

You know when you’re lying in bed, but you’re just too happy to even consider sleeping? I’m here, in a Travelodge, jiggling with joy. I may be lying down, but that isn’t stopping me from pumping my fist in the … Continue reading

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They See Me Rolling

London continues to provide numerous moments of joy every day. Yesterday I saw an elderly man on the Tube wearing a green velvet blazer. And today I saw a whole “crew” of teenage boys barely able to walk in dropped-crotch … Continue reading

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