Monthly Archives: November 2012

…and I declare Christmas open for business!

Life is good. I really enjoyed the conference last weekend. I had forgotten just how interesting my PhD is, but it really is an amazing project that I’m working on. There was an empty slot from someone who had been … Continue reading

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My Jerry Maguire Night

Yesterday was Thanksgiving. I’ve long known that there is an American living inside me, only dying for a chance to brashly express herself. I love Thanksgiving, or at least the sitcom version of it with all those carbs and all … Continue reading

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Power, Disempowerment, and Empowerment

Power in Hall Hall is fabulously mad this week. This is S.H.A.G. Week (sexual health, awareness and guidance) and it’s the time of year when eighteen-year-olds learn how to put on a condom and the lube flows freely. Yesterday, two … Continue reading

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Midnight shopping

Yesterday wasn’t a productive day. I slept in until almost 2:00 pm and didn’t make it in to college. I did do some fun stuff, but midnight came and I hadn’t done anything for my PhD, I had a pile … Continue reading

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Tiny

I’m on duty in Hall. Earlier today, I went to reception and collected the walkie-talkie. Five minutes after I left reception, I heard a siren. But not a siren. My walkie-talkie was going mental. It was making a noise like … Continue reading

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Greenland and a One Direction Infection

Sometimes I wish my demons were sexier. A cocaine problem (though I obviously don’t want one) would be a lot more glamorous than stuffing my face with food. On Tuesday night, I had eight fajitas, a steak and onion pie, … Continue reading

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A back, a sack and a crack

It’s done. I am waxed and smooth. I have a hairless back, like a dolphin. I have a hairless bum, like a Venezuelan supermodel. And I have hairless testicles, like a seven-year-old child. By the way, if you’re not a … Continue reading

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