Is that Connor or Zac Efron?

I weighed myself last night. The last time I was at WeightWatchers I weighed over 24 stone. Now I weigh less than 23 stone. I’ve lost over a stone in three weeks without dieting.

It’s been a week since I came out. In that week, I’ve only binged once. That’s almost normal.

The lack of bingeing, combined with the running, has meant I’ve lost weight without noticing.

Speaking of running, I only have two more weeks of Couch-to-5K to complete. I went for a run last night, and for the first eleven minutes, it was easy. The next fourteen were diabolical. But the first eleven were easy. I didn’t notice I was running. Three weeks ago, the jump from three-minute intervals to five-minute intervals seemed like the most difficult thing in the world. And now eleven minutes of running is easy.

Also, I don’t want to show off or anything, but my new gentleman friend texted me again yesterday. Not for any reason. He just wanted to say “hi”.

I’m obviously irresistible.

And I’m going to be even more irresistible. I think I have the control and self-belief that I’ve been lacking to really follow a diet. Next Monday, I’ll start again. I’m thinking of a milkshake diet like SlimFast or Tony Ferguson, but I’ll see and let you know closer to the time.

In the end I’ll be gorgeous and skinny. Like Zac Efron. It’ll get really confusing because I imagine we’ll keep getting mistaken for one another.

Is that Connor or Zac Efron?

Is that Connor or Zac Efron?

They look the same to me
They never keep their shirts on
But that’s ok by me.

Is that Connor or Zac Efron?
It’s like they’re twins you see
When I get to see their fine, firm pecs
I find it hard to breathe.

Is that Connor or Zac Efron?
You could have fooled me
Those chiselled abs, that lovely bum
Connor’s my wet dream times three.

Is that Connor or Zac Efron?
It’s very hard to tell
I looked in Zac’s or Connor’s eyes
And into love I fell.

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