Monthly Archives: October 2011

Hot Dawg

Ireland has a new president. A president who once bummed a cigarette from me. I may have knocked eons off my life in my 16 years as a smoker, I may have smelled, I may have broken the bank and … Continue reading

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A very bleh day

It’s been one of those days. You know the ones. The ones Van Morrison’s mother warned me about. I woke up at a decent time. To the music of a digestive system in distress. There’s been quite a lot of … Continue reading

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Make me thin, Gary Barlow!

I love reality TV a bit more than is strictly healthy. I pulled a hissy fit on Facebook and on this blog on that fateful night last December when One Direction were knocked out of the X Factor final. I … Continue reading

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Forever Young

I started the day with a long to-do list. For the first time in human history, I got every single thing on the list done. Everything. Without exception. The hoovering. The referencing and footnoting. The low low calorie eating. I … Continue reading

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Five Months of Rocking

Tomorrow, it will be five months since I last had a cigarette. Not even a teensy bit of one has passed my lips in that time. You might remember that I’ve given up smoking three times in my adult life. … Continue reading

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On being a wuss

So, as you all know by now, I come into college every day and sit next to an actual celebrity. I’m not sure the other people in my office suite know that she’s famous. They’re all from places like America … Continue reading

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