If I had the looks of Enrique

If I had the looks of Enrique

If I had the looks of Enrique
People would shriek as my hips sway
The police would look into the fuss
And try to quell the crowd’s lust.

If I had the looks of Enrique
They’d sell vials of my man-sweat on eBay
My testosterone-laden by-product would sell
For more than Philadelphia’s Liberty Bell.

If I had the looks of Enrique
I’d get photographed every day
The paps would chase my fabulous arse
And say that my personal life was a farce.

If I had the looks of Enrique
People might judge me and then say
That I’m a superficial dope
You know what? I’d cope.

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