Monthly Archives: February 2011

A cunning plan

So, my last non-poetic post was uber-positive. I was on a post-exercise high. The high has worn off, but the determination hasn’t. It’s going to be a busy weekend – I’ll be packing up and saying goodbye to my rundown … Continue reading

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If I had the looks of Enrique

If I had the looks of Enrique If I had the looks of Enrique People would shriek as my hips sway The police would look into the fuss And try to quell the crowd’s lust. If I had the looks … Continue reading

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Guess who’s back

Yesss! Project Connor’s back, bitches.  For weeks, if not months, I’ve been half-dieting, half exercising, half-living. As you know, I got back into my study groove last week, and I have temporarily dealt with my financial problems, by foisting myself … Continue reading

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Like a Phoenix from the Flames

I have always believed you should make a big deal of your birthday. It’s the one day of the year when you can be the most important person in the world, but if you don’t make a fuss about it, … Continue reading

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A happy post

It’s been a weird and wonderful few days. I was down in Cork over the weekend. I was taken out for dinner in a Valentine’s-decorated restaurant, where I nonchalantly tried to look as un-couple-ish as possible, and had a lovely … Continue reading

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The next step

In days of old in Ireland, there were travelling beggar-men. The “fear déirce” would wander from village to village and he would always be given somewhere warm to sleep. He would be fed on whatever the poor inhabitants of the … Continue reading

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A bathroom breakthrough

My 100th post begins inauspicuously. On a toilet seat. I’m not sitting on the toilet as I write this, I hasten to add, for that would be both dirty and uncomfortable. But the thought that brought about this post ocurred … Continue reading

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