Monthly Archives: October 2010

A pop-princess-inspired progress check

Cheryl Cole is four years younger than me. Four years! And she’s already the queen of a nation’s hearts. She’s also about to take over America. How can I catch up? It’s time for a progress report. Exercise: I have … Continue reading

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Old friends

Now, before you get all excited that I’m writing about you, the old friends I’m writing about here are actually my kettle bell and my alarm clock. I’ve written about both of them here before. As avid readers will know, … Continue reading

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As promised…

… a success-laden post. I am writing this on my phone while going for a walk. “Well, it can’t be a very brisk walk if you’re typing at the same time!” I hear you cry. “Shag off!” I respond. I … Continue reading

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The boy who cried "Wolf!"

The one thing my rundown little cottage doesn’t have is a bath. I love a nice bath. With bubbles. And nice smelly stuff. But no candles. Because I’m not a girl. It’s nice to read in the bath. On occasions, … Continue reading

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