When I’m hotter than Justin


When I’m hotter than Justin,
The girls will all squeal,
My balls they’ll be bustin’,
Just to cop a feel.

When I’m hotter than Justin,
The boys will all squirm,
At my torso they’ll be thrustin’,
To feel my pecs so firm.

When I’m hotter than Justin,
The crowds will all come,
Their jewellery will be rustin’,
As they drool at my bum.

When I’m hotter than Justin,
They’ll beat down my door,
They’ll offer to do my dustin’,
For the chance of a score.

Apologies for the bad rhymes, and for the ridiculous size of my ego. No Timberlakes were harmed in the writing of this “poem”.

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2 Responses to When I’m hotter than Justin

  1. Anonymous says:

    If you're a Justin fan, check out 'Dick in a Box' (Justin Timberlake on Saturday Night Live) on youtube. MB

  2. Laurie says:

    Yes, Dick in a Box is hilarious! Every single holiday.Do you think Justin Timberlake rotates his ankles?

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