Monthly Archives: May 2010

Seventh Weigh-in Sunday 30th May 2010

Sunday was not a good day. I was giving a weekend course. On my weekend courses, I don’t have very long to make a good impression. It is important that I make a good impression, because my pay depends on … Continue reading

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The Road to Hell…

…ís paved with good intentions, and today was a day of good intentions. I was doing incredibly well with smoking. I had gone days with none, days with one or two, and today was D-Day (take 17). I am, at … Continue reading

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Marcus Brigstocke, groins and Auntie Brid

Marcus Brigstocke was on telly tonight. He looks absolutely fine, but when he was a teenager he was 24 stone. I was 24 stone in January. The idea that I could someday look as normal as Marcus is a fairly … Continue reading

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Sixth Weigh-in Sunday 23rd May 2010

It’s sunny, still. There’s a blogpost bubbling away in my subconscious about hot weather, musical theatre and being fat. I might treat you to that tomorrow. Anyway, it’s been a week of sleeplessness. Going on and off smoking and one … Continue reading

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Tyre tracks and broken hearts

I have a very impressive library. In fact, I have the finest collection of books of any 29-year-old I know. I have 11 Thomas Hardy novels, the novelised version of the O.C., the diaries of Christopher Isherwood, the notebooks of … Continue reading

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When I look like Taylor Lautner

When I look like Taylor Lautner When I look like Taylor Lautner,I’ll never wear a shirt,I’ll have to wax my chest hairs off,I hope it will not hurt. When I look like Taylor Lautner,I’ll never wear a top,My pecs will … Continue reading

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Fifth Weigh-in Sunday 16th May 2010

It’s been a month. During that month I have regretted starting this blog, a bigger vanity project than I’ve ever embarked on before – and my life is one long vanity project. I really don’t like thinking or talking about … Continue reading

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